Over the last couple of years I've used my rudimentary acquaintance
with Paint-Shop Pro to make composite pictures of other OU students
as part of an argument or discussion in FirstClass. This is usually
only meant in a cheeky-monkey way, rather than with any hostile
intent. Most people have taken it in the right spirit but a couple
of people have been slightly less than pleased about my little efforts
and I suppose I can see why, although, to be quite honest I don't
give a flying fish what they think. I like playing with the program
and that's what counts as far as I'm concerned.
Better still, why not make your own pics and send them to me. Do
them of me if you like - I don't care. I'll put anything on here
so long as they're not actually obscene.
Hum, well... Some of them are pretty big, so click on the thumbnails
and you'll see them in all their glory in a brand new window! Yeehaaa!
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Stevey Herbert: One of Us. |
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Lady Julia Watt camping it up |
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I have absolutely no idea what's happening here. |
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Have you seen mucky?
Oh, I expect I'll get in trouble about this again... |
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Doreen Driver's other job |
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Me as a child. I made this for my OU résumé but it's since been displaced by something a bit less scary. |
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Suggested T-shirt slogan for Mike Parry |
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A potted summary of the content of all the conferences for the last 6 months of 2004. I made this for the Usual Suspects page but decided it was too lamentably feeble... as you can see. The principals are C Killen (centre) and A Doney (foreground, in fist) |
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Catherine Taylor smacked up to the eyes on gear, disco biscuits and charlie-horse... er... or something... |
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What to do when conferences go bad...
(Sorry about the executable file. I dunno what possessed
me to use this format!) |
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Cruel and unnecessary mistreatment of Toria Nightingale's
rabbit.
(This one doesn't open in a new window. I decided it needed
a page of its own. It needs the Flash plug-in though, and
it's about 900KB or something, so if you're using dial-up,
you may want to go and get yourself a cuppa!.) |
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Demonstration that using a Pentium II for online gaming
doesn't work very well because they are so crappy and old
that you'd appear all black-and-whitey. This was in answer
to Atle Ramsli's description (in tech café) of doing
just that. I think the guy pictured is the man himself, but
don't quote me... |
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Toria Nightingale sometimes dresses as the very hungry
caterpillar for a laugh. Here is a video of her in action.
Look at her go!!! |
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Her name is Maximus Decimus Lizayersius and she will have
her vengeance in this conference or the next.
We who are about to be unapproved salute you! |
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New icon for a service that was felt to be lacking in the
Men's Issues conf. This is about the only thing I've ever done
that's made me laugh out loud when I've seen the result. Amazingly,
it didn't get unapproved. |
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Apparently there are still one or two people in the world
who haven't seen Carl Whittaker's cock, so for your benefit,
here it is.
Fworrrrr! |
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I'm sure we all wish Carl well in his second engagement
of the month. Wiser heads than mine suggested I should get
rid of the pic that was here because of something called tact,
but I decided to just add the new soon-to-be Mrs Whittaker
into the old picture. If I carry on in this vein, by the middle
of next year the entire team should be made up of former-soon-to-be
Mrs Whittakers. I've already converted snaps of half a dozen
likely candidates to sepia tone in readiness for their inclusion.
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Dee Good Liffe.
/obvious. |
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Margaret Hung's policy on re-shelving bad books. |
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Gillie Sturcbecher. Answer to the question "Where's Gillie?" |
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Dave Tutssel - the original pic of him wearing a swimming
cap... |
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...hanging with his homeys in the hood... |
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..appearing (with me) in 'The Pirates of Penzance' ... |
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..and finally, liberating Iraq from an evil dictator. (Click
here for the sequel.) |
Mike Watt was apparently not a
happy bunny when he beheld what we M206 students call "An
instance of class Hamster (position Head, colour Brown)",
so this next section has been excised to soothe his tender
feelings. |
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Liz Sharp at school (oh dear - another low-quality effort
I'm afraid. I am in detention for two weeks as a result of this
poor performance. 100 lines: "I must not bodge together
two low-res gifs and expect the result to look like a photograph") |
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Nature's humblest servants have found a way to clear OUSA
International Affairs of the noxious effluent it generates at
a frightening rate. This was made in response to something said
by some right wing idiot about 'bog arabs' (the irish). He was
too thick to get it so it didn't work very well. |
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Wicksie Wicks. Answer to the question 'How many Wicksie Wickses
are there?' |
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Wicksie again: What does IWDP stand for that various dodgy
sites want to advertise on it? Here
is a flash logo I made for IWDP - It's not official or anything
but Wicksie has kindly agreed not to sue me! |
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My server 3 ID. I mod the Chinese conference on that server
so I needed to give myself some sort of credentials. |
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Best! Post! Ever!
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First Class 8.0's new features to make it easier for mods
to keep order in conferences. OU students tremble in fear!
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The Conference for mods who have never made any mistakes.
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"Always let your conscience be your guide!" |
