I'm still pretty amateurish at this compared to some of the genius
contributors of fark.com but
I like to potter about and I thought it was about time I had my
own archive of images.
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If Commodore had been as successful as apple |
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The McQab, a form of religious vestment worn by devout worshippers of Les McKeown |
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Apparently, children's books in America are getting more right-wing in tone lately (FARK). |
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Live video from our sister site, OUWHO.com - it stands for Outrageous Unionists Wanking Homosexual Orangemen |
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Early use of smileys. |
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Songs about small oranges (Fark) Then once more with vote-whoring... |
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Spongebob Squarepants balloon (Fark) |
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A B-52 Bomber brings Democracy and Freedom to the world by the time-honoured method we have all come to know and love (Made this one for tech café but never got around to posting it) |
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Not-very-funny pic based on a turkey-packing plant (Fark) |
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This did incredibly well in the voting despite being complete crap. Must have been a slow week. Anyway, it's about what would have happened if George Lucas had directed Apocalypse Now. (Fark) |
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Entry for a compo called "my first act as president".
This one did pretty well in the voting stakes despite being
a late entry and despite being posted on a primarily us-based
site. (Fark) |
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The Naafi in Cyprus is buying new latrines....
Apparently there's this game called freckles (scroll down a bit)...
(Muppetania / Men's Issues) |
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Abu Hamza's PR Team thought the hook might not help his
public image so they suggested a new look... I work just around
the corner from Finsbury Park Mosque so I was able to get
this picture while out doing the house shopping.(OUSA chat). This one is very popular with crazy jihadists, who don't seem to notice the addition... anyway, there's a long story about that which I'll tell you one day if you ask nicely.
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New features in WIndows XP SP2 require a USB cable connected
to the user's left ear. (Muppetania) |
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One of several pics I made of Wayne Rooney after that game
against Switzerland. They were all a bit crap and pointless,
as you can see. |
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Keyboard Internationalisation settings for Cymrux |
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Another non-standard keyboard. |
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Think Jesus loves you? Think again. |
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Netmag's Friday Photoshopping Compo about a herd of rhino.
This was shortly after David Blaine's glass box stunt. |
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Photoshopping tutorial for Fark.com.Since I don't use Photoshop
I had to come up with something a bit different. This one got
about a dozen votes. Better techniques for winning Fark comps
here. |
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Inventing new sign language for Koko
the Gorilla. This is pretty rude I'm afraid but that's how
you get the votes, baby! It was posted pretty late but still
racked up a respectable basketful. |
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Fark photoshop post about the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Pretty feeble, really. At the time of writing it's clocked up
a big fat 'nul points' in the voting. No surprises there... |
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What if the RIAA wasn't there to protect the artists? (Tech
café) |
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Some child (Fark) |
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Windows 1066 was prone to frequent bluescreens (Tech Café) |
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If Fark appeared on alternative media...(Fark) |
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Quick and dirty response to a thread comparing microsoft with
a local baker's shop.(Tech Café) |
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Answer to someone's request for 'A clip' (Muppetania I think) |
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Someone posted something about electric toothbrushes working
'like transformers'...(Tech Café) |
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Guide to building a 3D TV.(Fark) |
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Yasser Arafat was thrown out of Twisted Sister for making
the sign of the goat long after it was cool. (Fark) |
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If the Matrix ran on Windows 98. (Fark) |
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.A Fark Cliche post....Sorry, this is a bit of an in-joke.
It got me more votes than anything else I ever posted there
though. |
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Michael Jackson's face. (Fark) |
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Some bloke called Dan (Netmag) |
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Dan again |
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And again...It must have been a TMA week, judging by the amount
of time I wasted. |
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More tedious netmag 'photoshop our workmates' tomfoolery. |
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Che Guevara was a woman. I have no bloody idea what brought
this on or where it was posted. |
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J Edgar Hoover: The Early Years. (Fark) |
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Jiang Zemin and Vladimir Putin. (Fark) |
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Same Comp, different gag. "Stop in the name of love..." |
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George Bush really doesn't want you to stockpile arms. (Fark) |
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Variation on the well known "If
George W Bush was a girl" theme. I made this for my niece.
Probably this won't make sense if you're not a Buffy fan. |
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Someone the (*insert name of american football team here*)
can actually beat. (Fark) |
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Refuting the myth that Adolf Hitler made all those great Sparks
tracks that we all know and love. |
